This is awesome. While reading it, I actually stopped and checked to make sure this was an actual news story and not satire. My favorite part:
"(Phoenix) apologized for not being in full costume, as it was being repaired after (he) was stabbed while trying to intervene with a drug dealer and a citizen," the police bulletin stated, according to a police source.
The man was not seriously wounded during the incident under Interstate 5, and police say he may not have actually been wounded.
This is awesome. While reading it, I actually stopped and checked to make sure this was an actual news story and not satire. My favorite part:
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The man was not seriously wounded during the incident under Interstate 5, and police say he may not have actually been wounded.