Cue the fanfare!

You Need to Eat has surpassed 200 posts!

This is a truly momentous occasion, almost as important as the time White Jesus came to Washington DC with a group of our founding fathers (including George Washington, Seqoyah, Christina McAullife, and "Black Union Soldier") to give our nation's constitution to a small child in front of a politician ignoring the event on his cell phone, a lawyer counting money, and an immigrant who is shocked and terrified to see White Jesus, but "is free to worship as he pleases".

I'm pretty sure that actually happened.

EDIT: I apologize that in my original description, I failed to point out that Ronald Reagan was among the founding fathers.

I feel like I just ate Jesus himself.

So I finally decided it was time for me to lose some weight. So I ended up deciding to have one last meal, and to do something I had been wanting to do for some time: make the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich burger. And while I was at it, I decided to blog the event.
Before: the raw materials.
First I fried the bacon.
About this point i realized I didn't have any margarine, and decided to just fry the sandwiches in the bacon grease.
I also realized didn't have a spatula. Pie server it is!
I think I may have defrosted the hamburger patty for too long. This is why I should never cook!
Time for construction!
Apparently 6 slices of bacon was exactly the right amount.
And here we have it: the final product.
And what's a good meal, without side dishes?

And there we have it. And even though I am terrible at cooking, it was the most delicious thing ever.

This is what really happened