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Showing posts with label Matt is a tool. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

It's Vegas, Baby!

So I returned home from Vegas yesterday, and subsequently passed out after the irritating flight home. Since my first name is the latest in the alphabet compared to the rest of my family, I get the pleasure of always getting an aisle seat, and I can't just take a nap on the plane 'cause people are constantly running into my arm on account of their tiny bladders. Consequently I didn't end up joining Umi and Evan in their Left 4 Dead game.

In any case, I thought I'd share the luxurious minibar my room came stocked with... wait, there was no mini bar, just this:


I certainly do enjoy my water, but not $7 for that. Hell, for $2 more I could run downstairs and get 3 bottles of Coke for that! But I digress. I was going to share the amazing meals I was going to have, but they were all pretty standard. So instead, enjoy these advertisements heavily laden with innuendo, starting from least to most obscure.





Anyway, this'll be the last post before my last post of the year. Cryptic!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Miscalculation

This is the part where I forgot that August is a 31 day month, meaning I could have slacked off for another day. Darn, I didn't cram 2 posts in last minute after all.

Monday, March 29, 2010

YNTE Movie Night: Matt's Review



Damn Medusa, you scary!

So, I didn't actually watch the movie, but instead I found a clip of Medusa on youtube and listened to this song about the Krakken. Basically, the stop-motion claymation effects were state-of-the-art back then, and still cheesy. Considering they're in about half of the movie (if not more), it just seems like 3D animation in Today's movies, except it wasn't so glitzy (Which reminds me, someone reviewing the NEW Clash of the Titans movie commented that it was equivalent to Transformers 2... burn).

So yeah, the last minute of the song told me the plot of the entire movie, and based off of what I saw, there was lots of killing and bad blood effects and clay. Yet, Rottentomatoes.com scored this movie in the 80% range... so I guess take the special effects with a grain of salt and watch the movie for the plot.

But seriously, nobody wants to see a Krappen.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Waffles


Never realized how hard it was just to find a good picture of a waffle. I guess this will just have to do. Now, to the rest of the story:

Frozen pizzas are probably Evan's staple food source, but mine as of late seems to be: Toaster waffles. Delicious, delicious frozen toaster waffles. Why? I dunno, they're good. And easier than pizzas. Probably not the most delicious, but still. I'm lazy. Can't beat real ones, but they require work. Eggo waffles aren't waffles... but dammit, they're delicious. And generic brand waffles actually look and taste like waffles holy shit! Well, IGA ones at least. Safeway generic waffles are crap. At least peanut butter masks their crappiness.

Why am I posting about waffles? 'Cause I cant let the blog die. Again. For a third time. >.>

Also it's my birthday tomorrow. -woot-