What's bad about maple bars?

They're usually sans bacon.

Except this one.

Made by Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, you can get both your morning sweet tooth and bacon craving out of the way in one fell swoop. That and they have a bunch of other crazy doughnuts. Check it out.

Brilliant!

Since everyone loves bacon, and since everyone is also collectively and also probably statistically significantly (and quite possibly enumerably) lazy, someone has invented the microwave bacon cooker. You drape the bacon over the top and the grease drips down the the bottom, and you have bacon in minutes.

I'll take eight!

Turbaconducken

Hey look, Matt is on a major news site! Since when has Bacon Today been considered major news? Since bacon has been delicious, that's when. Why didn't I post about it sooner? I was too lazy.

Alright, so here's the deal. John Madden comes up with the Turducken, which is a chicken wrapped in a duck wrapped in a turkey. Someone on the internet comes up with the Turbackonducken, which is a chicken wrapped in bacon wrapped in a duck wrapped in bacon wrapped in a turkey wrapped in bacon. And thus my friend went out of his way to make one.

It was delicious, by the way. Bacon is, after all, meat candy.

Check out this new layout for the blog:

New Layout

I really think it zazzes it up.