You didn't think I'd make a new contest without pre-selecting an entry, did you?
Sean Combs, AKA "Sean 'Puffy' Combs" AKA "Puff Daddy" AKA "P Diddy" AKA "Diddy" AKA "That dude from 'Get Him to the Greek' that isn't the fat one or the one banging Katy Perry" is being sued. For ONE TRILLION DOLLARS.
Here are the charges being brought against him, in descending order of absurdity:
1) He fathered an illegitimate love child who is now 23 and now owes 900 billion in child support
2) He stole a poker chip "well worth over 100 zillions of dollars"
3) He caused the attacks on the World Trade Center on 9/11
THIS IS A REAL NEWS STORY. Your move, competitors!
