Evan, if you take a look at the December posts again, you'll see that I didn't actually fail . You seem to have missed the Chris...

"Remember remember the fifth of November Gunpowder, treason and plot; I see no reason why gunpowder, treason Should ever be forgot....

You beat me to it. I was gonna make a post about how I would make the imaginary sandwich not imaginary, but I guess I didn't jump the gu...

I was out at Taco Bell, having lunch, wearing my Sounders FC shirt, because it's hella comfortable. A lady and her two kids walk in. One...