Evan can't count

Evan, if you take a look at the December posts again, you'll see that I didn't actually fail. You seem to have missed the Christmas post and taken credit for it as your own. Even if my last post was questionable because I was drunk and trying to post from my phone on the last minute, and I was unable to enter any text whatsoever into the body of the message, I still got it in dammit.

Thus, you have made the "Matt Failed" statement in error.

Fifth of November.

"Remember remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot;

I see no reason why gunpowder, treason

Should ever be forgot."

There Evan, now you have no excuse. Make some mischief.

Dammit Evan!

You beat me to it. I was gonna make a post about how I would make the imaginary sandwich not imaginary, but I guess I didn't jump the gun fast enough. Probably because the nearest KFC to my house is like a 15-20 minute drive away, and that's effort. And gas money to pile onto that high cost of KFC.

Still, against my better judgement, I will probably partake on this endeavor at some point.

It's not just Costco, I guess.

I was out at Taco Bell, having lunch, wearing my Sounders FC shirt, because it's hella comfortable. A lady and her two kids walk in. One of them points at me and says:

Look, mom! A soccer ball!

Apparently, since I cut off my "long hairs", now all anyone can see is my big round head.