British kid's name is quite the mouthful

Ahaha food joke. Anyway.

A 19 year old boy from Britain changed his name legally to 'Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.' Since I'm pretty sure that Evan reads comics involving all of these characters, I'm assuming that this is relevant to this blog.

Although there is that nagging suspicion that he got part of his name from Family Guy... oh well, here's the source. Well, my source anyway. It'll probably lead to another source, and then source after source thereafter, until you find the internet singularity.


Also I hope that you have safe search on when you search for "Family Guy Boat." Just Sayin'.

Karma, you had a good run.

Karma was officially disproven today in what is probably the single most bizarre news story I have ever read.

A Kansas man left his girlfriend alone in the bathroom for two years before calling the cops, only to find that her body had been fused to the toilet for over a month. In return, he won 20,000 dollars in his second lottery jackpot of the year.

If I knew all it took to get rich was having a crazy girlfriend/toilet hybrid, i would have engineered one years ago.

Source.