I keep my finger on the pulse of bear related news so I can pass it on to you in the form of "Who is ____? Oh my god, bear is _____, how can this be?" but this goes one step further. Click the link, because I'm not sure "Who is coming to your apartment and taking away painful items your ex left behind? Oh my god DEATH BEAR is coming to your apartment and taking away painful items your ex left behind, but only for 2 days and only if you live in Manhattan, how can this be?" has the same zing.
