Imagine this: you get an office chair at a rummage sale to use at your computer. One of the wheels doesn't roll particularly well, but since you plan on using it on carpet it doesn't bother you.
Months later you see something poking out of one of the wheels. at first I thought it was just some garbage you rolled over, but you look closer and see that in fact it is...
A USED CONDOM.
This happened to me today. I got to pry some stranger's condom out of my chair. It was very thoroughly stuck.
The craziest part is that I got this chair from a CHURCH rummage sale.
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So what everyone's interested in..does that wheel roll now? haha
A bit better, but there's still bits of it in there. I couldn't get it all.
Hopefully whats left will stay lodged/hidden, and I can just forget its in there.
It'd be even better if you had found this at a Catholic rummage sale. Heathens defying the Pope and Vatican about not contraceptives.
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