Wait, who?

On the way home from class, Jason and I were having a conversation about his experimenting with Linux. The conversation went something like this:

J: "I need to take a look at the Kernel later."
M: "But the Colonel is dead!"
J: "But his music lives on."
M: "...what?"
J: "His music lives on.... oh, that Colonel. His chicken will live on, and die and be eaten by me."
M: "...which Colonel were you referring to before?"
J: "It's not important."
M: "But now I must know."
J: "... I'll find one."
M: "You know Evan is gonna give you crap about this, right?"
J: "Yeah..."

Haha Jason... you need to eat.

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