Bear is... I don't even know. How can this be?

So I was browsing Youtube earlier and I found out that Picnicface did another Powerthirst video. And in case you haven't seen Powerthirst, I will be wondering how long you've been in a cave.

In any case, have some videos. Bear makes a cameo appearance in Powerthirsts 2 and 3. Just make sure that you don't have any heart problems and/or conservative friends around you that wouldn't find it funny.

Powerthrist:


Powerthirst 2: Re-domination


Pwerthirst 3: Powermost


By the way, check out their awesome/retro product site and prepare to have your mind blown.

Lorem Ipsum and other things

In my quest to find the perfect non-content post with the most content possible, I found the perfect tool. It is a Lipsum (Lorem Ipsum) Generator that is used for filler in backgrounds where you wouldn't really be reading the text, but need something that looks like normally spaced text. So in an effort to make it look like I put a lot of work into this, here's an example:

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut pretium bibendum risus sit amet eleifend. Praesent fringilla ligula ut leo eleifend et luctus lacus dapibus. Donec at enim enim. Vivamus tempus, enim non faucibus auctor, turpis enim faucibus ante, sit amet consequat nulla sem id enim. Suspendisse ultrices interdum neque, vitae consectetur ipsum rutrum sed. Aliquam erat volutpat. Pellentesque metus felis, porttitor ac tempor non, sodales convallis sapien. Etiam vitae velit vitae turpis auctor laoreet. Vivamus facilisis blandit dictum. Morbi neque elit, tempor a malesuada ac, dignissim nec justo. Maecenas feugiat quam ut nunc dictum mattis."

Isn't that great? It almost looks like I wrote a coherent paragraph, although it's likely completely incoherent and mildly Latin-based.

This also reminds me of the Automatic CS paper generator. Wanna sound smart? Then place your name into this thingy and get a paper written for you already! It's so easy:

"We motivate an interactive tool for emulating information retrieval systems, which we call Tit. On a similar note, the shortcoming of this type of solution, however, is that the seminal wireless algorithm for the simulation of I/O automata runs in Q(n!) time. We emphasize that our algorithm creates the emulation of object-oriented languages. In the opinion of hackers worldwide, the basic tenet of this method is the evaluation of the location-identity split that would make simulating multi-processors a real possibility. Though similar systems investigate mobile archetypes, we answer this quagmire without constructing reliable archetypes."

Look at how smart I sound! Great thing is, I haven't even really written anything in this post at all besides commentary. I have found the ultimate form of lazy.

My laptop battery is amazing.

Not only is my laptop's battery able to last as long as the meaning of life while technically at 0%, or that it can last for days, but it also tells me that I need to eat.

Amazingly, only one part of this picture is doctored.

The F-ing Weather

The Fucking Weather is pretty awesome. Remember all of those sites like willthelargehadroncolliderdestroytheworld.com? (which unfortunately had its domain expire, much like wasl2006.org, but not quite having ~30 women on the screen.)

Well it reminds me of those.

(Ok, so I guess a lot of my content lately has been putting You Need to Eat into search bars and stuff, or YNTE... But I've learned 2 things:

1. Via The Fucking Weather, the closest town in proximity to Pullman, WA that contains the characters "ynte" is Poyntelle, PA

2. Ynte is an actual name. There appear to be a lot of doctors with it. Our site should become a doctor)

Which is worse?

Alright, so me, my brother, and my friend Kyle just sat through both of these movies, and I need an opinion--which is worse, "The Man Who Saved the World" (a.k.a. Turkish Star Wars) or the Star Wars Holiday Special? The horribly pirated and not even remotely close to Star Wars film created by Turkey, or the Holiday Special about "Life Day" that has nothing to do with anything and has too many Wookies created by CVS? Here's a quick rundown:

Turkish Star Wars
Drawbacks
---Pirated Scenes from Star Wars that change nauseatingly fast
---Pirated music, mostly Indiana Jones
---Terrible acting and props and special effects
---A plot that makes no sense
---Terrible Dialogue
---Overly long poorly choreographed fight scenes with too much jumping
Redeeming Qualities
---The fighting is ridiculous and makes everyone laugh/wtf at the same time
---Kicking rocks makes them explode
---That guy just karate chopped both of this guys arms off and stabbed it with them
---That guy just punched through a bunch of dudes
---That guy just kicked through a bunch of dudes
---That guy just ripped some other guys' heads off
---That guy just kicked a dude in half

Star Wars Holiday Special
Drawbacks
---The movie revolves around Chewbacca's Family (abbreviated as Malla, Itchy, and Lumpy)
---The Wookies can't even make proper Wookie sounds except Chewie, and the other characters can't even say Kashyyyk correctly.
---Musical performances at random times by people who we don't remember or care about
---Random nonsensical characters that just pop in at random times
---Mark Hamill is wearing too much makeup
---Everyone acts as if ret... erm, chuckleheaded
---Terrible dialogue (or no dialogue with just the wookies) and poor script
---There is a scene with paper. STAR WARS UNIVERSE DOESN'T HAVE PAPER
Redeeming Qualities
---Pretty ok music
---The old cartoon with Boba Fett was alright.
---That one imperial guard that says "I hate fish."
---You cannot get any of the actors in that movie to acknowledge its existance
---The commercials that played during the special are retro and ridiculous
---The commercials were a nice reprieve from the movie
---A good reason to become intoxicated.

So which is worse?

You decide.

Apparently Bear isn't driving at the moment

So I guess Cleverbot isn't actually a bot, but is a bear who was driving. I feel duped, just like in the Wizard of Oz, or Scooby Doo, or an M. Night Shamalan Film.