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In Safety Study, Sheep on Meth Are Shocked With Tasers

Who is killing terrorists?

Oh my god, bear is killing terrorists! How can this be?

Did you know Bear is a city?

Apparently when you sign up for news alerts based on "Bear is Driving" you become privy to some bizarre news stories. Like apparently Delaware has a city named Bear. And in this city, unshaven men with bad teeth carjack 80-year-olds in burrito parking lots.

Source

I could not make this stuff up if I tried.

Bear is Driving??

I just read a news story which contains the sentence:

"Washington said it was a black bear, which at one point even stood up in front of the car he was driving."

Probably just a misplaced antecedant, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a bear was driving.

http://www.progress-index.com/articles/2009/05/20/news/pi_progindex.20090520.a.pg1.pi0520bear_s1.2536537_top2.txt