Cue the fanfare!

You Need to Eat has surpassed 200 posts!

This is a truly momentous occasion, almost as important as the time White Jesus came to Washington DC with a group of our founding fathers (including George Washington, Seqoyah, Christina McAullife, and "Black Union Soldier") to give our nation's constitution to a small child in front of a politician ignoring the event on his cell phone, a lawyer counting money, and an immigrant who is shocked and terrified to see White Jesus, but "is free to worship as he pleases".

I'm pretty sure that actually happened.

EDIT: I apologize that in my original description, I failed to point out that Ronald Reagan was among the founding fathers.

But WALK down the stairs!

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So this is what today's commercial experts are coming up with? First of all, the product itself is half of a pvp pipe with velcro and you're paying $20 for it (it's ok though, because you can get a second pair for $10!). Second, what are "pro and semi-pro funsliders". I'm pretty sure it's a made up sport. And third, where did they find the wacked out 10-yr-old at 36 seconds?

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I just about lost all faith in humanity =/