I must obey, as she is the Rule Czar. It's the rules!

Evan,
This belongs on YNTE:

http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.cfm

Two reasons:
1) It's a giant, 4000-calorie gummy worm
2) There is no way to eat it without making a penis joke. I mean, just look at it!
3) It is a real product actually available for purchase. YNTE special investigative report?

Peace,
Rena