Matt is a Slacker

So at first I was like "damn, I don't have an idea for the last post of the month on YNTE."

Then I was like "damn, I didn't post pictures on any of my blog posts this month."

I'll make it up to you all with a corgi being adorable.

And then Evan's future wallet became slightly lighter.

Which is worse?

Alright, so me, my brother, and my friend Kyle just sat through both of these movies, and I need an opinion--which is worse, "The Man Who Saved the World" (a.k.a. Turkish Star Wars) or the Star Wars Holiday Special? The horribly pirated and not even remotely close to Star Wars film created by Turkey, or the Holiday Special about "Life Day" that has nothing to do with anything and has too many Wookies created by CVS? Here's a quick rundown:

Turkish Star Wars
Drawbacks
---Pirated Scenes from Star Wars that change nauseatingly fast
---Pirated music, mostly Indiana Jones
---Terrible acting and props and special effects
---A plot that makes no sense
---Terrible Dialogue
---Overly long poorly choreographed fight scenes with too much jumping
Redeeming Qualities
---The fighting is ridiculous and makes everyone laugh/wtf at the same time
---Kicking rocks makes them explode
---That guy just karate chopped both of this guys arms off and stabbed it with them
---That guy just punched through a bunch of dudes
---That guy just kicked through a bunch of dudes
---That guy just ripped some other guys' heads off
---That guy just kicked a dude in half

Star Wars Holiday Special
Drawbacks
---The movie revolves around Chewbacca's Family (abbreviated as Malla, Itchy, and Lumpy)
---The Wookies can't even make proper Wookie sounds except Chewie, and the other characters can't even say Kashyyyk correctly.
---Musical performances at random times by people who we don't remember or care about
---Random nonsensical characters that just pop in at random times
---Mark Hamill is wearing too much makeup
---Everyone acts as if ret... erm, chuckleheaded
---Terrible dialogue (or no dialogue with just the wookies) and poor script
---There is a scene with paper. STAR WARS UNIVERSE DOESN'T HAVE PAPER
Redeeming Qualities
---Pretty ok music
---The old cartoon with Boba Fett was alright.
---That one imperial guard that says "I hate fish."
---You cannot get any of the actors in that movie to acknowledge its existance
---The commercials that played during the special are retro and ridiculous
---The commercials were a nice reprieve from the movie
---A good reason to become intoxicated.

So which is worse?

You decide.

Video Time Part 2: Flight of the Conchords

Flight of the Chonchords are hilarious. Check out their comedy specials or their HBO TV series from which the following clip was pulled. At the very least, youtube "The Humans Are Dead". You'll be glad you did.

Video Time Again! YAY!

The following video is from Prison Break, Season 3, and for those of our readers who haven't seen season 3 yet(there's at least 1, which is a substantial percentage), it doesn't really spoil anything. I think. I edited it a while ago and just now got around to uploading it and didn't watch it again. But I kind of remember what was in it and I think it's fine.

Not spoiler free is the Head in a Box series we'll be uploading once somebody edits it down. So prolly never.

Don't feed the Cat

Not only is this a classic ynte moment, It's allso a pretty good head in a box.

And remember, if your cat's hungry, it means you're going to die.

Heroes video

Video from "Heroes" about 3 weeks ago. Yeah, I know, I'm slow.

This is no time for joking!

If you haven't already, you should check out Mike Birbiglia, specifically Whiffle Ball Tony. Then you will understand the joke.

Reader Submission Time

I don't know if it counts as a reader submission if I still have to do the editing, but here you go, from The Royal Tenenbaums courtesy of my sister:

The only cure for the Monday blues is Varsity Blues

Sounds delicious

I knew TV shows other than Lost talked about needing to eat.
Metalocalypse is friggin' funny, BTW.

And now... a scene with no context!

So, it's been a while since I posted, but I think tonight's motherload should make it worthwhile.

Video takes a while, and I've been meaning to up these, but my internets have been clogged.

You Need to NOT Eat?

This just in, guys. Eating is a sin! Eat at your own risk.

There's at least one more Lost video coming. Probably more.

And I thought all I needed was to eat!

Yay for more video! I need to watch Lost more often, apparently.

As I find more, I'll keep upping them. If I get enough, I'll edit them all down into one video.

I'll YouTube it soon.

Now with video?

That's right, video! I was catching up on 'Lost' when I came across this tasty snippet. Enjoy!

Also available on youtube if you want favorite it or something: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXUB0dhb5U0