Taco Devil Mar, part 2 (this time with pictures!)

There's not a lot to say about the 5 pound burrito fiasco that Tom didn't say in his retelling. So I'll let the pictures do the heavy lifting. Look at how, the further down you look, the worse we look. It's the deadly trifecta of stomachache, failure, and realizing you're out 20 bucks.

It takes two people to lift. Seriously.

5 Pound Burrito>Tom's head.

I can't say I understood the strategy behind the burrito ball.

Needless to say, we're all failures.

Props to Alex for bringing the camera, and to Steve for being too big of a woman to participate, freeing him up to take pictures.

Steve ate my burger.

What a jerk.

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New Layout

I really think it zazzes it up.

I didn't have time to buy a cake

So I'm just re-gifting last year's.

I feel like I just ate Jesus himself.

So I finally decided it was time for me to lose some weight. So I ended up deciding to have one last meal, and to do something I had been wanting to do for some time: make the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich burger. And while I was at it, I decided to blog the event.
Before: the raw materials.
First I fried the bacon.
About this point i realized I didn't have any margarine, and decided to just fry the sandwiches in the bacon grease.
I also realized didn't have a spatula. Pie server it is!
I think I may have defrosted the hamburger patty for too long. This is why I should never cook!
Time for construction!
Apparently 6 slices of bacon was exactly the right amount.
And here we have it: the final product.
And what's a good meal, without side dishes?

And there we have it. And even though I am terrible at cooking, it was the most delicious thing ever.

Heart attacks CAN be delicious!

Faithful YNTE reader Rena sent in an article I missed about a hamburger with grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, which, despite being potentially deadly sounded very tasty.

Well, as always, I got distracted and didn't post it right away. Luckily now I can claim I was just waiting for the inevitable follow-up.


OH MAN. I think my arteries got clogged just looking at that. Still, worth it.

Source.

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Man, this is the best watch ever.