Apparently Bear isn't driving at the moment

So I guess Cleverbot isn't actually a bot, but is a bear who was driving. I feel duped, just like in the Wizard of Oz, or Scooby Doo, or an M. Night Shamalan Film.

Check out my skills of an artist! Part 2!

Some of you may remember my photoshopped Ms. Marvel. Well, I have upped my game with the digital painting. Instead of modifying an existing photo, I started from scratch.


What started as a character design for an upcoming(a long time from now) character for Jimmy and the Hammer turned into a fairly realistic human. So I decided to share my results. What do you think?

Who is killing terrorists?

Oh my god, bear is killing terrorists! How can this be?

Well, that basically settles it.

Last Saturday, I was at Benaroya Hall, at a Q&A for the incredibly talented (and always funny) Kevin Smith. He answered questions and told stories for a solid 3 and a half hours.

One person asked him "Who is driving?".

And Kevin simply replied, "Bear is driving, how can this be?".

In another reference to that scene, he also touched on how his ideal transformers movie is just 15 minutes of busses full of people transforming into robots and then have blood and guts just dripping out of them during the transformation.

All in all, a fun evening.

Looking foreward to seeing Mike Birbiglia on Friday. Will HE reference bits from old Kevin Smith cartoons that our blog seems to obsess over? (hint: probably not.)

In the Spirit of the Season

Ok, so it's been a while since we've had a YNTE post about... food. And it's almost halloween. How do we remedy this? With this:


It looks delicious. But it probably looks more delicious than it tastes... or is it?

Source here.

I feel OLD.

Jurrassic Park came out SIXTEEN YEARS AGO.

And on the heels of my feeling old, xkcd had to point out today that Pokemon has been out for OVER A DECADE and that kids born after Aladdin came out will turn EIGHTEEN next year.

Good Lord, I'm a fossil.

Cue the fanfare!

You Need to Eat has surpassed 200 posts!

This is a truly momentous occasion, almost as important as the time White Jesus came to Washington DC with a group of our founding fathers (including George Washington, Seqoyah, Christina McAullife, and "Black Union Soldier") to give our nation's constitution to a small child in front of a politician ignoring the event on his cell phone, a lawyer counting money, and an immigrant who is shocked and terrified to see White Jesus, but "is free to worship as he pleases".

I'm pretty sure that actually happened.

EDIT: I apologize that in my original description, I failed to point out that Ronald Reagan was among the founding fathers.