You Need to Eat has surpassed 200 posts!
This is a truly momentous occasion, almost as important as the time White Jesus came to Washington DC with a group of our founding fathers (including George Washington, Seqoyah, Christina McAullife, and "Black Union Soldier") to give our nation's constitution to a small child in front of a politician ignoring the event on his cell phone, a lawyer counting money, and an immigrant who is shocked and terrified to see White Jesus, but "is free to worship as he pleases".
I'm pretty sure that actually happened.
EDIT: I apologize that in my original description, I failed to point out that Ronald Reagan was among the founding fathers.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Ha HA! That means that my post was #200. Therefore my post is more important than Jesus. Suck it, Jesus!
Post a Comment