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Monday, November 29, 2010

Anyone can have pumpkin pie pizza...

But I have pumpkin pie alcohol!

1 part Whipped Cream Vodka
1/2 Part pumpkin liqueur
1/2 Part light cream

It is tasty and will warm your heart. :)

Thanksgiving Pizza Shenanigans

So, it might turn out that I'm the only one who had leftovers from thanksgiving. Will Steve-O or Umi swoop in to save the day? Or will Tom, in a cunning move, rescind what he said in a previous comment and fabricate fake thanksgiving leftovers onto a pizza? Only time will tell.

In any case, I sorta cut corners on this. Instead of making the pizza, I bought a Little Caesar's pizza. And I only used a slice instead of the entire thing for these shenanigans.


So yeah, here's the slice I used, the biggest of the bunch. Lets add some turkey and ham.


And what would thanksgiving be without a little bit of stuffing?


Was out of potatoes, so this'll have to do... or will it? I've still got some gravy.


...and some cranberry sauce.


...aaaaaaaaaand a slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream.


There, I think my masterpiece/monstrosity is complete. Lets try it out.


Nom nom. It actually tasted pretty good. The gravy and the stuffing made all the difference. Unfortunately, the pumpkin pie fell off shortly thereafter. But I continued to eat it.


Well, I guess I've punished my body enough today. Time to eat the rest of this pizza regular.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Evan was behind on his reading...

...so I didn't hear about Matt's contest until just after I finished all my thanksgiving leftovers.

However, here is a photo of me eating regular pizza. If nobody enters with Thanksgiving pizza, this could still win.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy turkey day everyone living in the US (and not Canada, they had their thanksgiving LAST month). Considering this is the holiday whose sole purpose is about eating a turkey, I don't see how it wouldn't get a mention on this blog.

And yet, in YNTE tradition, nothing is complete until it is in Pizza form. So, in doing a 2 second google image search, I found a festive holiday pizza for you all.


BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

I have a challenge for the other writers of YNTE. Who can make the best thanksgiving leftover pizza? I propose that we all make a pizza by the end of the month using only leftover thanksgiving ingredients as toppings. As it'll be hard to figure out which one tastes the best, the only obvious way to do this is make it look as delectable as possible, and then show a picture of you eating it.

What say you, guys?

Monday, November 15, 2010

What's bad about maple bars?

They're usually sans bacon.

Except this one.


Made by Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, you can get both your morning sweet tooth and bacon craving out of the way in one fell swoop. That and they have a bunch of other crazy doughnuts. Check it out.

Friday, November 5, 2010

MISCHIEF

I've decided that the best possible way to stick it to the man today would be to STEAL A BOOK. Namely this one:
Stealing this book is easy because some people uploaded a pdf of the whole thing. So go download it from the book pirates over at: http://machineofdeath.net/a/ebook

From the introduction: "This book, unlike most others, started its life as an offhand comment made by a bright green Tyrannosaurus Rex."

It's a collection of stories about a machine that predicts how a person will die and how they cope with the knowledge of that information. And while there were some fairly predictable outputs such as "Cancer" and "Suicide", there are others like "Almond", "Exhaustion From Having Sex With A Minor", and "Improperly Prepared Blowfish" that are decidedly more out there.

On top of it all, this book was a great success for independent publishing, premiering at number 1 on amazon, beating out the debuts of new books by John Grisham and Glenn Beck. So read it for free! Then if you like it, you can buy your very own copy and help out some cool folks and annoy Glenn Beck.

You may be asking yourself: "Evan, how does not-stealing a book stick it to the government or in any way promote the sort of mischief associated with Guy Fawkes day?"

To which I say "Shut up."

What the heck is Matt talking about?

He is referencing this conversation we had:

Matthew: 5 days and no update on ynte?
Matthew Klug is online.
Matthew: something must be wrong
Evan: I am unconscious
Matthew: happens
Sent at 10:19 AM on Friday
Matthew: we had a guy dressed up in a guy fawkes mask hijack all of the fancy projectors around campus today
that was interesting
Sent at 10:26 AM on Friday
Evan: I own a Guy Fawkes mask but I always forget to get up to mischief on Nov 5th
perhaps it's because people call it November 5th and not "the fifth of November"
if they talked that way I would 'remember, remember' it for sure

If you are still confused either move to England or read the graphic novel "V for Vendetta". Or just watch the movie if it is your life goal to piss off Alan Moore.

Fifth of November.


"Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot;
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot."

There Evan, now you have no excuse. Make some mischief.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Half-Baked

What circumstances could possibly call for half of a pie that a full pie could not fully vouch for? Safeway, you crazy.