Who's Having Emergencies?

Oh my god Bear might possibly be having emergencies! How can this be?

For anyone who doesn't know, WSU has a research center that is dedicated to researching bears. Outside of the cages are signs up that have emergency numbers to call. Out of context, most people would probably go "wtf" at this sign. And what if it's a bear attacking a human, then which one do you call? What if you were the one being attacked and you had to stay on the line? What if the bear was the one calling, how would they know how to spell your name?

In any case, I don't know what kind of emergencies bears could get into. It doesn't SEEM like they're in any imminent danger. I mean they just look so happy.


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