Tom needs to eat

After trying to add me to this thing many times (possibly 40, which is terrible), Evan finally got me into eating. This half-creature/half-man explains just how my face brightened when I logged into my gmail and saw the invitation. You shall be seeing more of me, world. This will be the funnest mostest funner most fun (and you all are really swell. SUCK awesome horrible and much better lamer than Evan. STOP EDITING FIXING RUINING MY EDITS!) blog on the interweb.