Dammit Evan!

You beat me to it. I was gonna make a post about how I would make the imaginary sandwich not imaginary, but I guess I didn't jump the gun fast enough. Probably because the nearest KFC to my house is like a 15-20 minute drive away, and that's effort. And gas money to pile onto that high cost of KFC.

Still, against my better judgement, I will probably partake on this endeavor at some point.

Gotcha!

This is the part where I pretend to say that I fooled you to get you out of the house and into a KFC, but secretly I didn't do my sleuthing to see that it was fake, as it was from a reputable (kinda) site that I browse frequently (Geekologie).

But! That doesn't mean we can't make one by buying the proper things at a KFC to make one. Are you man enough to make your own skinwitch? It's like making a taco burger at Jack in the Box, except instead of putting a taco on a hamburger, it involves ripping the skin off of 5 chicken breasts and putting it on a bun with cheese and bacon. Totally doable!

I have two announcements.

1) The KFC closest to my work does not have the skinwich.

2) It's because the whole thing was a hoax.