E3 is here, and so are Portal 2 details

If you ever played the first Portal, then there's no doubt that you'd be looking to get a sequel fix. Well, looks like it's coming next year.



It'll be for Xbox360, PS3, and PC and has a few new testing elements. How is this relevant to a blog about food? There are two food-related items! Here are some of them in greater detail:

• Excursion Funnels are part of an investigation into how well test subjects can solve problems while traveling through a churning tunnel of liquid asbestos. Results so far have been highly informative: they cannot. ("Asbestos is Harmless" is a registered trademark of Aperture Science dba Aperture Laboratories Copyright 1998 All Rights Reserved)
  
  
• Aerial Faith Plates are part of a larger trust experiment designed to help the Enrichment Center discover whether the capacity for trust is effected by being catipulted into space. (Aerial Faith Plates exert 50,000 foot-pounds of force. "Faith Plate" is a registered trademark of Aperture Science dba Aperture Laboratories Copyright 1998 All Rights Reserved)
  
  
• Thermal Discouragement Beam is confidential. If permission to look at the diagram has been granted, please do so now, unless the box labeled "DO NOT LOOK AT DIAGRAM" on the "Diagrams Forms Sanction" form you should have received from your supervisors is checked, in which case you should remain at your workstation not looking at the diagram until such time as you are instructed by your supervisor to discontinue not looking at it. ("Thermal Discouragement" is a registered trademark of Aperture Science dba Aperture Laboratories Copyright 1998 All Rights Reserved)
  
  
• Pneumatic Diversity Vent has a non-discriminatory entrance port where "Passive Monitoring" ensures objects in the vents are identified, but never judged. ("Diversity" is a registered trademark of Aperture Science dba Aperture Laboratories Copyright 1998 All Rights Reserved)
  
  
• Propulsion Gel, designed as a diet aid and marketed under the name "Propulsion Pudding," was a sweet, largely non-toxic liquid form of fiberglass insulation that increased the velocity of any food that followed it through the digestive tract, leaving the body no time to absorb calories. Propulsion Pudding was pulled from the shelves when it was discovered that digestion plays several crucial roles in the eating process, such as breaking food down into small, manageable chunks before it is violently expelled from the human body. ("Propulsion Gel" is a registered trademark of Aperture Science dba Aperture Laboratories Copyright 1998 All Rights Reserved)
  
  
• Repulsion Gel is the result Aperture's second attempt at a dietetic pudding substitute, a much sweeter, slightly less non-toxic form of fiberglass insulation that caused subsequently ingested food items to bounce off the lining of the dieter's distended stomach and out his or her mouth. (For various reasons, this was also pulled from the shelf. "Repulsion Gel" is a registered trademark of Aperture Science dba Aperture Laboratories Copyright 1998 All Rights Reserved)

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