Overheard

This is an actual conversation that happened before me: Someone trying to buy a shirt.

Woman: "Can I get that shirt?"

Clerk: "Sure, but we don't have it in large."

W: "Ok. Can I get it in large?"

C: "I just told you, we don't have it in large."

W: "WELL EXCUSE ME I'M JUST TRYING TO BUY SOMETHING HERE."

C: "Ma'am, I'm just telling you that we don't have it in large and you're being very rude."

W: "I AM NOT YOU'RE THE RUDE ONE."

C: "No, I'm pretty sure you are."

At this point the woman storms off. People are special!