Do we really need to eat that much anymore?

It's obvious that we don't say "You need to eat" enough on this blog, since the dominating word on this word art thinger is "Pdrepper." >_> (Click on it by the way to find a larger version)

It was created by something that takes a lot of words from the front page of a site and in the comments and makes the most frequently used words really big. Prdrepper being the biggest. Only reaffirming Evan's belief that Pdrepper is really spelled like that on the can.

The Soda Saga, Pt 2

The new Mountain Dew logo is just plain stupid. Mainly because it is no longer "Mountain Dew", it is now "Mtn Dew". Apparently nobody told them that the abbreviation for mountain is "Mt." and that "Mtn" with no period is not an abbreviation, but rather a random jumble of letters that sounds like "mitten".

So congrats, Mitten Dew! You have surpassed Pdrepper in stupidest soda name. I would boycott you if you weren't so delicious.

On the flip side: Mad props to "Dr. Shasta" for including a period in your name! You actually earned your degree.

Feel the loss of brain cells!

Lately, my computer has been very broken. And as my main source of television, I've been streaming video on Fancast. While at first I was just watching the shows I normally watch, it's sort of devolved into me watching back episodes of Doogie Houser MD and Hole in the Wall.

And heres the thing: Doogie Houser is a show that is REALLY inappropriate for children, even though I'm pretty sure they're the target audience. Episode 1 has a scene where a nurse takes off Doogie's pants to give him a blowjob before revealing it was part of a prank. Episode 2 involves a 40 something year old lady asking Doogie to father her children. Episode 3 has Doogie's girlfriend breaking up with him because he gave her a pelvic exam. The kid's 16, give it a rest!

Luckily Hole in the Wall has much more innocent plot lines such as "Sumo Wrestlers vs Jockeys.'

Hulk smash puny cell phones!

Hey, if you are a telemarketer, and you are reading this, go away. I don't want to buy your crap, and anyway, even if I did, I'm too poor to.

Now that they're gone, let me point out something awesome I realized a bit ago: My cell phone number is 5-HULK-12. Which is appropriate, because my birthday is May 12th, and I like comic books more than any adult should.

On an unrelated note, one of my New Years' Resolutions was to keep the blog alive with at least 4 posts a month. January accomplished.

This one goes out to the punctuation fans out there

I just realized that there's no period in "Dr Pepper". So it's not an abbreviation. Therefore it's not pronounced "Doctor Pepper", but rather "Drpepper". Although, with the size of the P, perhaps it's "pdrepper". Who can know?

Anyway, I'm still upset at the folk over at PDrepper for not getting my free PDrepper when Chinese Democracy came out. I failed to submit my stuff both over the internet and over the phone due to the extreme demand. I demand a free soda, or my two hours back.

Anyone reading this at PDrepper, feel free to post either in the comments. I also accept large amounts of cash.

Not Last!

The ITC Purple Cobras* have risen to the ranks of volleyball medicrity. That's right, tonight we won 2/4 games bringing our overall match record to 2 and 6. Also, according to Umi, our record is now better than the Seahawks' record this past season, which was 4 and 12. So to all of you out there who think you know math and think that they're identically bad, well, you're right and Umi's an idiot, but we still rule.

But most importantly, I scored a couple points, including some awesome spikes! And Steve (aka Steve the Pirate) didn't spike any teachers in the face, and I didn't cheer afterward.

*Not our official name, but we don't really have one.

Check out my skills of an artist!

So, this evening I was messing around with Photoshop CS4, because I've had it for a while but never really tried anything with it. So on a whim, I decided to take pictures of celebrities and photoshop them into superheroes. While the first few were fruitless, I finally had some degree of success getting Elizabeth Banks to look like Ms. Marvel. Yes, it has its flaws: it's pretty clear which parts are original, which parts are drawn, and which parts are photoshopped in, and there are quite a few parts with bumpy edges I was just too lazy to make smooth, but on the whole I think it looks pretty good.

Once I finished, I decided to post it here for several reasons:
1) Nothing else is happening on the blog
2) I think it turned out far better than any other piece of art I've ever made and wanted to brag
3) So you all can criticize me in the comments and remind me I'm not so special after all

Do you guys have other things you'd like to see photoshopped? Lemme know, I'm always up to a challenge. If I can make a dolphin with a Dan Marino head, I should be able to do anything.

Source images:
http://images.askmen.com/photos/elizabeth-banks/83880.jpg
http://www.comicsbulletin.com/rage/images/051120/msmarv001colv6final.jpg