Bear is Driving??

I just read a news story which contains the sentence:

"Washington said it was a black bear, which at one point even stood up in front of the car he was driving."

Probably just a misplaced antecedant, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a bear was driving.

http://www.progress-index.com/articles/2009/05/20/news/pi_progindex.20090520.a.pg1.pi0520bear_s1.2536537_top2.txt

This is why you're fat

Considering our recent super-sized ventures, I feel it fitting to pay tribute to another site dedicated to ridiculous meals.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

For some, an optical "syrup of ipecac" if you will, for us, a recipe book. Perhaps we will have to contribute one of these days. Anyone have any ideas of what we could make?

Eff it.

This, my friends, is a burger from Effie Burger in Lewiston, ID. Not just any burger though, but the double cheeseburger. My buddies and I went there for lunch. As you can see by the can of pepsi sitting by it, you know right off the bat that this is one hell of a burger. Loaded with swiss and cheddar and all the fixin's. The thing cost $15 and must've had about 3 or 4 poinds of meat on it. Basically you had to cut this burger into 4 slices and pretending you were eating 4 double-half-pound burgers.

The end result?

I ate it all. That is my plate, minus a burger plus tomates, napkin, and empty pepsi can. The tomatoes made for a nice stand to stab the knife into that I used to cut it.

I should've gotten a shot of it next to my head, so I could prove to Evan that you CAN eat something bigger than you head. Suck it!

Also, it was delicious. I ate some tater tots to help keep it down.

New Shoebaru!

Positively better shoebaru.

Subaru

Stevo: The dots make a subaru..

Tom: Shoebaru?

I haven't missed Evan's birthday once. Nope.

And to prove that I've never missed his birthday once, here's a picture of a pizza with candles in it. Happy Birthday Evan!

Taco Devil Mar, part 2 (this time with pictures!)

There's not a lot to say about the 5 pound burrito fiasco that Tom didn't say in his retelling. So I'll let the pictures do the heavy lifting. Look at how, the further down you look, the worse we look. It's the deadly trifecta of stomachache, failure, and realizing you're out 20 bucks.

It takes two people to lift. Seriously.

5 Pound Burrito>Tom's head.

I can't say I understood the strategy behind the burrito ball.

Needless to say, we're all failures.

Props to Alex for bringing the camera, and to Steve for being too big of a woman to participate, freeing him up to take pictures.