Evan can't count

Evan, if you take a look at the December posts again, you'll see that I didn't actually fail. You seem to have missed the Christmas post and taken credit for it as your own. Even if my last post was questionable because I was drunk and trying to post from my phone on the last minute, and I was unable to enter any text whatsoever into the body of the message, I still got it in dammit.

Thus, you have made the "Matt Failed" statement in error.